About Tasty Scat

Last night we held a dinner party with a few friends, loads of food and a fair amount of wine. A while after eating, I began to get the feeling that I needed a dump. Well I find it embarrassing to go when we have guests so I held on to it. At one point I had to sneak out into the garden to break wind, but apart from that the evening was fine. One guy had a bit too much to drink, and tried making passes at me after I accidentally flashed my stocking top. All I was interested in was getting rid of him so I could have a dump! If he only knew!

As soon as they had all left I was in the bathroom sitting down to do what I had been waiting for the past three hours. Ahhhhh! it was glorious, what satisfaction! I got the usual remarks from my husband about the smell, but it can’t have upset him too much because he got very randy in bed! Anyway, I thought I would tell you so that you can send in your description of what it was like from your angle.

The statistics of my dump as I remember it are as follows:

Intro: Lots of pee and a couple of farts.

Number of logs: Four I think, plus some smaller ones.

Size: Well I didn’t take a ruler, but I should think they were 6-9 inches average and 2 inches or more thick.

Colour: light brown with some coloured bits.

Texture: Firm and smooth.

There, you can’t ask for more than that!

Posted on August 14th, 2007 by Ken
Filed under: Daily Dump, American, Story, Shit