About Tasty Scat

My after lunch dump today was a bit of a disaster! I went in the ladies at our office and it smelled a bit high, but that’s not unusual just after lunch. I went into a cubicle and found the reason - blocked again - someone had done something big and it was all stuffed up with poo and paper, so I went into the cubicle next door. I got on with my business (I really needed it!), and I had just done one very large and satisfying poo when I heard a man’s voice outside. It seems that someone else had reported the blocked loo and one of the maintenance men had come to deal with it. (Seems to me its just the sort of job some of you guys here at the “Dump” would enjoy!) So the next thing I know is, there’s a man just the other side of the partition, kneeling down - I could see his leg, working on clearing the blockage. I was sat there, in the middle of what was supposed to be an enjoyable dump, inches away; he could probably see my feet! I decided to hold it for a while hoping he would push off, but he seemed to have all the time in the world and I didn’t. It was just that he was so close, and would hear every little noise I made - for all I know he was waiting there deliberately! After a while I heard the distinctive sounds of someone else taking a dump, so I thought I would try to carry on quietly; guess what…. instead of lowering the next poo slowly and gently into the pan, it broke up, and there were three deafening splashes, followed by a VERY embarrassing fart! Then to crown it all, I had to take two flushes for it to go away, and he was STILL there! I left as quick as I could; I hope you forgive me for not washing my hands!

Posted on September 10th, 2007 by Ken
Filed under: Piss, Daily Dump, Japanese, Video, Shit